The Kingdom of Lazarevich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Giovanni de Lazzari with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.804 billion Lazarevichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazaropolis. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazarevichian economy, worth 251 trillion Imperial Gold Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,382 Imperial Gold Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazarevich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lazarevich is ranked 145,424^th in the world and 4,886^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 55.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.