The Federation of Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 228 million Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 45,341 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia's national animal is the Pyrorian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia is ranked 163,797^th in the world and 3,581^st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,840.14 Standard Monetary Units.