The Monarchy of Slaca is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.222 billion Slacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antel. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slacan economy, worth 603 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 187,351 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, there's nothing more Slacan than revanchism, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaca's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Slaca is ranked 181,760^th in the world and 2,514^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,179.64 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.