The Hellenic Kingdom of Gastravon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tyrone Slyferius with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.602 billion Gastravonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orongkungkrae'. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gastravonian economy, worth 466 trillion Ilunns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 179,229 Ilunns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, sex changes are routinely performed at Gastravon's hospitals, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gastravon's national animal is the Gastravonian Sapphire Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Gastravon is ranked 69,221^st in the world and 2,868^th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 52.56 on the Rand Index.