The Hellenic Kingdom of Gastravon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tyrone Slyferius with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.967 billion Gastravonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orongkungkrae'. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gastravonian economy, worth 839 trillion Ilunns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,712 Ilunns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and school history books often refer to Tyrone Slyferius as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gastravon's national animal is the Gastravonian Sapphire Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Gastravon is ranked 6,660^th in the world and 215^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,965.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.