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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,255thLargest Black Market: 4,373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,781st
The Tusacwyan Confederacy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skihitk mina Wichitk.
Chieftain Nicamon Pascaw
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.997 billion

LeaderChieftain Nicamon Pascaw


The Tusacwyan Confederacy of Paxiosolange is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chieftain Nicamon Pascaw with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.997 billion Tusacwyan are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tawaic. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tusacwyan economy, worth 997 trillion Wyoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,624 Wyoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxiosolange's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Animism.

Paxiosolange is ranked 4,373rd in the world and 196th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 514 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,255thLargest Black Market: 4,373rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,477thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,787thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,539thMost Developed: 12,628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,730thMost Secular: 12,969thHighest Average Incomes: 15,829thMost Cultured: 15,949thLowest Crime Rates: 17,195thMost Authoritarian: 17,219thHighest Economic Output: 18,131stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,838thHealthiest Citizens: 20,949thLargest Governments: 21,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 23,684th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 488th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 528th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 626th in the regionMost Secular: 681st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 683rd in the regionMost Developed: 733rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 768th in the regionMost Cultured: 813th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 861st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 883rd in the regionLargest Populations: 903rd in the region

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