The United States of Kappacon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim-Gwang with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.139 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyeongbaek. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth 417 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,882 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Kappaconian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Alaska Pollock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Buddhism.

Kappacon is ranked 7,437^th in the world and 391^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,391.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.