by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,900th
The United Voivodeships of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The northern Polish territories

Population5.975 billion



The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 5.975 billion northern Poles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,533 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, the northern Polish basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 14,315th in the world and 613th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,398.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,900thMost Secular: 4,193rdMost Influential: 5,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,125thLargest Retail Industry: 5,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,956thNudest: 6,539thSmartest Citizens: 9,020thMost Developed: 9,381stMost Efficient Economies: 11,055thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,227thMost Inclusive: 12,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,060thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,315thLargest Governments: 14,856thLowest Crime Rates: 14,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,938thHighest Food Quality: 20,219thHealthiest Citizens: 21,614thNicest Citizens: 21,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,734thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,435thMost Income Equality: 26,811thHighest Economic Output: 26,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,459thSafest: 27,521stHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,097th
Nudest: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 158th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 167th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 257th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 346th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 426th in the regionMost Developed: 472nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 505th in the regionRudest Citizens: 517th in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 591st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 592nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 597th in the region

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