by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,331stNudest: 4,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,567th
The United Voivodeships of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The northern Polish territories

Population1.693 billion



The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.693 billion northern Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth 260 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,143 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, smoking is banned in public areas, and Oscarcars's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 241,339th in the world and 10,524th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -14 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,331stTop
Nudest: 4,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,567thMost Influential: 4,573rdMost Secular: 5,843rdMost Patriotic: 6,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,845thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,989thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,005thHighest Average Incomes: 14,315thMost Developed: 14,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,428thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,055thSmartest Citizens: 17,931stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,598thLargest Governments: 20,408thLowest Crime Rates: 20,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,539thMost Inclusive: 22,788thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,042ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,812th
Nudest: 137th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 216th in the regionMost Patriotic: 269th in the regionMost Secular: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 434th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 482nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 498th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 623rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 636th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 671st in the regionRudest Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 680th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 799th in the regionMost Developed: 819th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 906th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 939th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 943rd in the regionLargest Governments: 954th in the regionMost Influential: 989th in the regionMost Average: 1,075th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,115th in the region

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