The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 7.014 billion northern Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 205,349 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, visions of giant pink capybaras are a common side effect after northern Poles eat their meals, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 230,518^th in the world and 4,224^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 455.42 milliStalins.