The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.469 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 736 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,851 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, and cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 89,367^th in the world and 1,057^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,882.47 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.