The Queendom of Eiravale is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Elliott Valeheart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.451 billion Eiravaleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elowyn City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiravalean economy, worth 551 trillion vales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,736 vales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eiravale's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sophiology.

Eiravale is ranked 59,355^th in the world and 591^st in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,097.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.