The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.122 billion Rumagnul enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 2,551 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,719 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Olindo Guerrini's desk, and the children of Rumagna are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 47,726^th in the world and 1,785^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.05 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.