The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.392 billion Rumagnul have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 258,887 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 180,202^nd in the world and 8,993^rd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.