The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.087 billion Rumagnul enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 14.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,056 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Rumagna's hospitals, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Rumagna, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 34,319^th in the world and 1,780^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 71.48 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.