The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.437 billion Rumagnul hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,529 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed roosterball players cannot remember their lineup position, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 4,858^th in the world and 271^st in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 161.54 Cheeks Turned Per Day.