The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.932 billion Rumagnul hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth 588 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,878 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Olindo Guerrini affectionately nicknames supporters by number, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 58,035^th in the world and 3,476^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 34.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.