The Federal Republic of Rumagna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Olindo Guerrini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.519 billion Rumagnul enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravèna. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumagnol economy, worth a remarkable 4,166 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 332,813 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Olindo Guerrini is a silly poophead, and lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rumagna's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rumagna is ranked 304,703^rd in the world and 12,020^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.17 Obesity Rate.