The United Provinces of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joint Chiefs Of Staff with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.879 billion Woodstockers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fairbanks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 847 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,786 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Not all rivers run to the sea, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secular.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 16,837^th in the world and 179^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27,805.36 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.