The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.556 billion Malta Comino Gozoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,785 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,386 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers outnumber pigeons in Valletta, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, Malta Comino Gozoans firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, and minor code style errors dull the house edge. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 62,787^th in the world and 800^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,234.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.