The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.37 billion Malta Comino Gozoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,721 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 267,751 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, students eagerly await homework from their gaming class, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime is totally unknown. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 302,625^th in the world and 4,446^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.