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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,000th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
The Dragon dies, it does not surrender
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.271 billion

CapitalThe Imperial Dragon's Palace

CurrencyGolden Teothopian Marks
AnimalMystic Dragon

The Empire of Teothopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Teo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.271 billion Teothopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Dragon's Palace. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The all-consuming Teothopian economy, worth 576 trillion Golden Teothopian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,343 Golden Teothopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teothopia's national animal is the Mystic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teothopia is ranked 12,367th in the world and 740th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 170.66 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 125thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,000thMost Influential: 3,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,023rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,484thSafest: 5,823rdBest Weather: 6,812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,849thNicest Citizens: 7,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,865thLargest Governments: 9,135thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,866thHealthiest Citizens: 11,023rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,247thHighest Food Quality: 12,308thMost Inclusive: 12,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,922ndMost Cultured: 13,785thMost Developed: 17,723rdMost Income Equality: 18,644thMost Pacifist: 19,071stSmartest Citizens: 20,225th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 127th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 208th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 246th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionSafest: 329th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 375th in the regionNicest Citizens: 414th in the regionBest Weather: 419th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 462nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 478th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 575th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 694th in the regionMost Cultured: 719th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 725th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 733rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 740th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 503 » Antonimus, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Gunz Alberaland, Tringapore, Aidiarnia, Eraver, Saint Kus Viseatanumpance, Kwaj, Omolon, Bankowiata, Altivia, Spotted Bobtail, Laurendon, Arkad, Yuyistan, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Volstokn, Tyirza, Expere Fiyans, Ahssn, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Western Vapia, Barlano, Sanavolea, Venicea, Demirect, British-Australia, Xyrron, Durfland, Ethnon, Nyock, Hells Ninth Circle, United Capitalist Provinces, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Alcavia, Larger Green Plants, Vene Gra, Katuda, Dangine, Govornia, The Cold Northern North, Svandammen, Old Emporia, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Star Kingdom, Nuronte, Eternal Dominion, Logovets, Corfad, and 453 others.The Mazur Empire, Amogus Sussy, DeadlyAntics, Visdenburg, Salish-Cascadia, Shibutani, Desvios, Detrivania, Technocratic-european Countries, Seenvorland, The Endless Eventide, Lon Zucand, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Yemet, Cam Zazi, Ibarkla, The English Alliance, Former 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