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The World World Census

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of ThorvelTyranny by Majority“In the name of God, On guard !”
2.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
3.The Eternal Misfortune of HeliospherePsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Republic of Mozzarella FactoryCorporate Police State“Motto”
5.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
6.The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of EsplandiaCorporate Police State“Until the End, Never Broken”
7.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
8.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
9.The Vermindom of SzczuropolisLeft-Leaning College State“Omnium rerum rattus mensura est”
10.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
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