by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,295thMost Influential: 1,943rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,431st
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Never give money to Greece
Connor Edwin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.955 billion

CapitalNew Berlin
LeaderConnor Edwin
FaithSikhism ☬


The Kingdom of GERMAN EMPIER is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Connor Edwin with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.955 billion IMPERIAL GERMANS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GERMAN economy, worth 265 trillion EUROS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,890 EUROS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", and Connor Edwin's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown. GERMAN EMPIER's national animal is the Poland, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sikhism ☬.

GERMAN EMPIER is ranked 15,018th in the world and 448th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,316.61 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,295thMost Influential: 1,943rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,768thLargest Retail Industry: 10,518thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,032ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,074thFattest Citizens: 15,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,508thMost Secular: 20,196thMost Developed: 20,228thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,857thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,089thMost Inclusive: 22,580thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,004thLargest Insurance Industry: 25,406thSmartest Citizens: 25,906thHighest Drug Use: 26,110thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,258thMost Efficient Economies: 26,276th
Most Influential: 184th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 274th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 312th in the regionFattest Citizens: 337th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 403rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 407th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 596th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 624th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 627th in the regionMost Secular: 637th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 648th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 718th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 727th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 786th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 804th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 807th in the regionMost Inclusive: 820th in the regionMost Cultured: 826th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 859th in the regionLargest Black Market: 860th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 885th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 953rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,000th in the regionNudest: 1,121st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,126th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,177th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,205th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,223rd in the region

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