The TNP Speaker of Ayuzhhhhh is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ayush Singh with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 12.005 billion Ayuzhhhhhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayushan city. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ayuzhhhhhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,462 trillion Iopls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,739 Iopls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, Ayuzhhhhh has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ayuzhhhhh's national animal is the Lio, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ayuzhhhhh is ranked 3,600^th in the world and 149^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 649.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.