The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia | “For Science!” | |
2. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With SCIENCE!” | |
3. | ![]() | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
4. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
5. | ![]() | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We know it” | |
6. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
7. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
8. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
9. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” | |
10. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” |