The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.999 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,051 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 306,333^rd in the world and 4,624^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.63 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.