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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,688thMost Pacifist: 2,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,263rd
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Bizarrotan

Population5.845 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland
FaithShіtposting

CurrencyMeme
AnimalPeacock

The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.845 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarrotanian economy, worth 702 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,109 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 5,607th in the world and 189th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,942.27 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,688thMost Pacifist: 2,142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,263rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,279thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,453rdMost Inclusive: 2,462ndNicest Citizens: 2,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,835thMost Influential: 2,940thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,749thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,021stBest Weather: 5,084thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,607thSafest: 6,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,339thMost Cultured: 7,399thHealthiest Citizens: 7,810thLargest Governments: 8,247thSmartest Citizens: 8,313thMost Developed: 9,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,005thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,829thTop
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Nudest: 13,148thLowest Crime Rates: 13,765thMost Income Equality: 15,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,382ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,689thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,227thHighest Average Incomes: 23,567th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 79th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 149th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 189th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionSafest: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 343rd in the regionNudest: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 390th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 406th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 520th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionLargest Populations: 551st in the regionMost Income Equality: 636th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 651st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo.
  • : Bizarrotan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Bizarrotan's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Bizarrotan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Bizarrotan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Bizarrotan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Bizarrotan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

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