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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,833rd Most Influential: 2,179th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,907th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
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Bizarrotan

Population2.377 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland
FaithSh*tposting

CurrencyMeme
AnimalPeacock

The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.377 billion Bizarrotanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bizarrotanian economy, worth 185 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 78,081 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Peacock Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sh*tposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 18,228th in the world and 475th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,833rdMost Influential: 2,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,907thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,181stMost Pacifist: 4,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,480thNicest Citizens: 4,549thMost Inclusive: 4,864thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,921stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,160thBest Weather: 6,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,181stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,353rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,407thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,669thSafest: 10,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,443rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,583rdMost Income Equality: 11,321stHealthiest Citizens: 12,837thNudest: 14,394thSmartest Citizens: 14,463rdMost Cultured: 15,068th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 166th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 239th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 262nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 280th in the regionNudest: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 343rd in the regionSafest: 363rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 475th in the regionLargest Governments: 483rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 527th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Stationary: 625th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 656th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Peacock Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Republic of Great Africans.
  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Dominion of Wild Space.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Bizarrotan was endorsed by The Ice-cream loving state of Amerion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Bizarrotan, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.

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