by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,029th
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.561 billion

CapitalFunny Memeland


The United Socialist States of Bizarrotan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.561 billion Bizarrotanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funny Memeland. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Bizarrotanian economy, worth 638 trillion Memes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,804 Memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, sex changes are routinely performed at Bizarrotan's hospitals, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Bizarrotan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shіtposting.

Bizarrotan is ranked 85,532nd in the world and 3,725th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,859thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,029thMost Pacifist: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,214thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,239thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,449thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,455thNicest Citizens: 2,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,399thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,456thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,953rdBest Weather: 5,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,328thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,520thSafest: 6,810thHealthiest Citizens: 8,034thMost Cultured: 8,173rdLargest Governments: 8,813thSmartest Citizens: 9,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,869thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,956thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,054thLowest Crime Rates: 14,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,511thMost Developed: 16,622ndMost Stationary: 19,514thMost Income Equality: 19,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,533rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Inclusive: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 165th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionLargest Governments: 242nd in the regionSafest: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 290th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 364th in the regionMost Stationary: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 428th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 429th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 446th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 481st in the regionNudest: 491st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionMost Developed: 510th in the regionLargest Populations: 554th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 607th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 746th in the regionMost Income Equality: 819th in the regionMost Secular: 837th in the region

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