The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.958 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 211 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,105 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

International organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Bizarreistan has found 1 easter egg), cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 110,293^rd in the world and 2,510^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,791.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.