The Sultanate of Ayadistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Ayad Ali with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 1.278 billion Ayadistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The powerhouse Ayadistanian economy, worth 82.2 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,355 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Ayadistan Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, playing card suits are sold separately, President Ayad Ali accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayadistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayadistan is ranked 299,050^th in the world and 5,532^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.78 flags saluted per person per day.