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Most Ignorant Citizens: 398th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 696th Most Devout: 708th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.292 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.292 billion McDonaldslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,304 McPennies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,121 per year while the poor average 40,421, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 168,205th in the world and 9,023rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.03 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 696thMost Devout: 708thFattest Citizens: 745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 780thLargest Insurance Industry: 804thLargest Retail Industry: 890thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 963rdLargest Black Market: 1,060thLargest Mining Sector: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,130thMost Avoided: 1,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,301stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,855thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,504thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,048thMost Efficient Economies: 3,140thHighest Average Incomes: 4,010thHighest Economic Output: 4,911thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,918thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,235thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,877thRudest Citizens: 15,493rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 363rd in the regionLargest Populations: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 465th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 558th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579th in the regionRudest Citizens: 667th in the regionLargest Governments: 879th in the regionMost Stationary: 887th in the region

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