The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.292 billion McDonaldslandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,304 McPennies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,121 per year while the poor average 40,421, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 168,205^th in the world and 9,023^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.03 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.