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Most Ignorant Citizens: 442ndMost Devout: 614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 643rd
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Ronald McDonald
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.04 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.04 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,861 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 240,795th in the world and 10,066th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 442ndMost Devout: 614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 643rdLargest Insurance Industry: 719thFattest Citizens: 722ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 788thLargest Mining Sector: 833rdLargest Retail Industry: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,017thLargest Black Market: 1,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,131stMost Avoided: 1,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,861stMost Influential: 1,967thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,466thHighest Economic Output: 3,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,089thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,425thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,470thMost Efficient Economies: 6,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,986thRudest Citizens: 7,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,766thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,056thMost Conservative: 10,487thTop
Largest Governments: 15,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,841stLowest Crime Rates: 17,295thLargest Populations: 18,220thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,086th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 362nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 536th in the regionMost Influential: 749th in the regionLargest Governments: 783rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 835th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 882nd in the region

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