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Most Ignorant Citizens: 585thLargest Insurance Industry: 663rdMost Devout: 665th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State
I'm lovin' it
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population16.529 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.529 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,317 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 261,186 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political shows are fit for purpose, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 1,052nd in the world and 41st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,488.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 585thLargest Insurance Industry: 663rdMost Devout: 665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 728thFattest Citizens: 737thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 780thLargest Mining Sector: 920thLargest Retail Industry: 987thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,093rdLargest Black Market: 1,230thMost Avoided: 1,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,090thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,464thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,061stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,985thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,067thMost Efficient Economies: 6,576thRudest Citizens: 7,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,136thMost Patriotic: 9,283rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,845thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,958thLargest Governments: 15,142ndMost Influential: 15,487thMost Conservative: 16,034thLargest Populations: 17,171stLowest Crime Rates: 18,102ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,391st
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Populations: 304th in the regionRudest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 361st in the regionMost Patriotic: 371st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 601st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 874th in the regionMost Conservative: 946th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,132nd in the regionMost Extreme: 1,345th in the region

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