The Republic of Guanapuato is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Agila population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7 million Guanapuatoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The strong Guanapuatoan economy, worth 349 billion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,951 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guanapuato's national animal is the Agila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guanapuato is ranked 112,701^st in the world and 1,512^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 10.85 Obesity Rate.