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The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalist Paradise	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Rindiania	Compulsory Consumerist State	“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
5.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Capitalist Paradise	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
7.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Compulsory Consumerist State	“It's just a prank bro!”
8.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
9.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
10.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”