The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalist Paradise	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Capitalist Paradise	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
4.	The Miserable Land of Aramanchovia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“We're better than you”
5.	The Rogue Nation of Rindiania	Compulsory Consumerist State	“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
6.	The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon B	Corporate Police State	“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”
7.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
8.	The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33	Compulsory Consumerist State	“One nation under il cavallino rampante”
9.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.	The Dominion of Complete Bastards	Corporate Police State	“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”