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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalist Paradise“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
3.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCompulsory Consumerist State“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
5.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
7.The Hellhole of FudgedupCompulsory Consumerist State“It's just a prank bro!”
8.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
9.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandIron Fist Consumerists“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
10.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
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