The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalizt	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia	Capitalist Paradise	“Stupidity is virtue, NationStates”
4.	The Rogue Nation of Rindiania	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
5.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
7.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
8.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
9.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Compulsory Consumerist State	“It's just a prank bro!”
10.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”