by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Infection of EdgemasterCapitalist Paradise“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
4.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCompulsory Consumerist State“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
5.The Miserable Land of AramanchoviaCompulsory Consumerist State“We're better than you”
6.The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon BCorporate Police State“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”
7.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
8.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
9.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
10.The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le DucheCompulsory Consumerist State“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”
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