The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland	Capitalizt	“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Father Knows Best State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
3.	The Rogue Nation of Rindiania	Corporate Police State	“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
4.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
5.	The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stupidity is virtue, NationStates”
6.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
7.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
8.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”
9.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
10.	The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”