The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
5.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
7.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Corporate Police State	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalizt	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.	The Empire of Little Flowers	Capitalizt	“Roses have thorns!”