by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 8,672nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
2.The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of EuraustralasamericaCorporate Police State“Yvan eht nioj”
3.The Megalopolis Corporatocracy of MatofaliCompulsory Consumerist State“To Take and Master ”
4.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
5.The Dictatorship of CorfadCorporate Police State“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
6.The Empire of VolkihaerCorporate Police State“Vae Victis!”
7.The Republic of Care LyonAnarchy“Strength & Fortitude”
8.The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam NationCorporate Bordello“EternalDamNation!!!!!!11!1!?one1!!!”
9.The Cog Nation of Week Nashun 5Corporate Bordello“The Chairman won't be happy until you are.”
10.The Republic of MalanasiaAnarchy“Liberty Guides”
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