The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Yumeko Denamókóva Izumi with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.842 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,815 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 303,951 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indo-Tuszuvudszkhanism.

Furballland is ranked 306,677^th in the world and 4,502^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.02 on the Bus Surprisal Index.