The Master of the WA of Picairn is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Menellia I with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.32 billion Picairnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormridge. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Picairnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,477 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,702 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Picairn's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Picairn is ranked 88,452^nd in the world and 1,290^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,305.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.