The Vote for The Frizzler of Frismana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.776 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 783 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,049 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Frismanan basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and cops in Hell Creek spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 7,516^th in the world and 337^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.11 years.