The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mansebat II with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.152 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 16,534 trillion virtues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 587,325 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 306,210^th in the world and 4,508^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -29.02 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.