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Most Primitive: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Devout: 15th
The Kingdom of
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Fear God and Keep His Commandments
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Merconitonitopia

Population23.142 billion

CapitalBahmedag
LeaderKing Montebad II
Faiththe Path of Oniton

Currencyvirtue
Animaldove

The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.142 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onitonic economy, worth an astonishing 12,653 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 546,772 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, all you have to do is pray to get into Merconitonitopia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Path of Oniton.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 1,148th in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 354 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Primitive: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Devout: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rdBest Weather: 45thHighest Poor Incomes: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 99thMost Patriotic: 100thLargest Black Market: 106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 119thLargest Governments: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 257thHighest Average Incomes: 295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 378thLowest Crime Rates: 394thLongest Average Lifespans: 412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 456thHighest Economic Output: 477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 521stMost Influential: 613thMost Armed: 941stHealthiest Citizens: 1,139thMost Cultured: 1,148thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,331stMost Efficient Economies: 1,345thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,751stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,587thLargest Populations: 11,009thMost Authoritarian: 13,381stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,509thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,362ndMost Stationary: 20,536th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 270th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 284th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 402nd in the regionMost Stationary: 456th in the regionMost Income Equality: 510th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 368 » The Rhein States, Corfad, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Sil Dorsett, North Bratislava, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Walter Jackson, Chukstik Illahi, Siwale, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Seenvorland, Karazan, Azzarel, Vincone Cae, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aeurithianar, Ethnon, Antiyard, Kranostav, Pallaith, Empy, Aeolist, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Great Bights Mum, The Iron Lions, Yukti, Necromonia, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, Gurou, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Eraver, Unsophisticate, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Khoik, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zecit, Panama Coalition, Singamadri, Cloydicia, Malta Comino Gozo, Vesuva, The Austro Germanic Union, Old Emporia, and 318 others.David Davidson, Quentiam Viventem, Pradovnia, United States of Medford, Phoronu, Cinnibar, Lemonbiscuits, Nationeer, Omnistria, Dicko, Xagill, Maott, Votak Matim, Joodey, Leonfire, New Trisone, Xentherida, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, Prydania, Sikol, Former 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