The United Utopian Agalliasis of Enimero is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Chloe the 1st and the parliament with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 936 million Enimerans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos Sapphos. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Enimeran economy, worth 49.9 trillion gay coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,279 gay coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enimero's national animal is the lesbian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enimero is ranked 9,191^st in the world and 363^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.