|Leader||M Shobacus Maz|
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.448 billion Spanners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 7,040 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,603 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sleeping on the job is recommended, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation", and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Span, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
- : Following new legislation in Span, traumatized ex-ambassadors seek treatment for their "desk dissociation".
- : Following new legislation in Span, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Span was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
- : Span was endorsed by The United Socialist States of La Mudita.
- : Span was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Span was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
- : Following new legislation in Span, sleeping on the job is recommended.
- : Following new legislation in Span, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Spanner politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Span, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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