Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.353 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 5,187 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,911 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, euthanasia is illegal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and Span's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 152,966th in the world and 8,562nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -288.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thBest Weather: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29thMost Pacifist: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thLeast Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Devout: 75thHealthiest Citizens: 82ndLargest Publishing Industry: 98thSmartest Citizens: 109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117thLargest Populations: 124thSafest: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 209thMost Cultured: 255thMost Influential: 290thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 447thMost Stationary: 860thHighest Economic Output: 863rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,105thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,197thMost Inclusive: 2,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,479thLargest Governments: 3,552ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,404thMost Politically Free: 6,437thHighest Average Incomes: 7,057thTop
Nudest: 10,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,358thHighest Drug Use: 14,756thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,570th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 231st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 264th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 344th in the regionNudest: 389th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 588th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 650th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 766th in the regionMost Developed: 842nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Span, Span's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of R2D.
  • : Span was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zelgathon.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Span was endorsed by The United States of DaMurica.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Republic of Aenara.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.


World Assembly

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