The North Pacific
World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in The North Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 13,919th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 2. |  The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents | Anarchy | “United we stand, divided, we scamper about” | |
| 3. |  The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Mottos are bad for you” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Chedonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Enjoy The Beauty Of Yourself” | |
| 5. |  The Galactik Imperium of Velon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “hardcore garbage pail kid posse” | |
| 6. |  The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia | Anarchy | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
| 7. |  The Matriarchy of Neo Kittious | Democratic Socialists | “Miao!” | |
| 8. |  The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota | New York Times Democracy | “The Map is Not the Territory” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Wiggy Munds | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Reach for the stars for great riches.” | |
| 10. |  The Tropical Utopia of Kathy Ireland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life's A Beach” |
