by Max Barry

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The North Pacific World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The North Pacific

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 13,919th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hippy State of ZerophixScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Stick It To The Man, Maaan!”
2.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsAnarchy“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
3.The Experimental Technocracy of The University ProjectCorrupt Dictatorship“Mottos are bad for you”
4.The Democratic Republic of ChedoniaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Enjoy The Beauty Of Yourself”
5.The Galactik Imperium of VelonLiberal Democratic Socialists“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
6.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
7.The Matriarchy of Neo KittiousDemocratic Socialists“Miao!”
8.The Deluded Hypocrisy of WisconsotaNew York Times Democracy“The Map is Not the Territory”
9.The Borderlands of Wiggy MundsCivil Rights Lovefest“Reach for the stars for great riches.”
10.The Tropical Utopia of Kathy IrelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Life's A Beach”
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