The Most Rebellious Youth in The North Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 19,092nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 2. |  The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents | Civil Rights Lovefest | “United we stand, divided, we scamper about” | |
| 3. | The Democratic Republic of Chedonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Enjoy The Beauty Of Yourself” | |
| 4. |  The Experimental Technocracy of The University Project | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Mottos are bad for you” | |
| 5. |  The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota | New York Times Democracy | “The Map is Not the Territory” | |
| 6. |  The Flock of Neo Kittious | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Baa..!” | |
| 7. |  The Modern Consulship of Respublica Veneta | Left-wing Utopia | “Ver vitam feret.” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Wiggy Munds | Left-Leaning College State | “Reach for the stars for great riches.” | |
| 9. |  The Tropical Utopia of Kathy Ireland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Life's A Beach” | |
| 10. |  The Supercountry of Macassar | Anarchy | “Exzellenz durch Ernährung und Sauberkeit!” |
