The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 3. |  The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus | New York Times Democracy | “Think, stupid!” | |
| 4. |  The Fiefdom of Lady Rose | Left-wing Utopia | “We are who we are: deal with it.” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 | Democratic Socialists | “This is a theme to a fake revolution!” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | Anarchy | “Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings” | |
| 8. |  The Hippy State of Zerophix | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stick It To The Man, Maaan!” | |
| 9. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 10. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” |
