The World Assembly Archivist of Fachumonn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.903 billion Fachu are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fachu economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,025 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Fachumonn's national animal is the Kami Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fachumonn is ranked 6,627^th in the world and 207^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 149,655.32 Standard Monetary Units.