The Retired Delegate of Fachumonn is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.351 billion Fachu hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamania. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fachu economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,051 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown. Fachumonn's national animal is the Kami Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Fachumonn is ranked 4,581^st in the world and 197^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 94.93 on the Human Development Index.