The Unwavering Cornerstone State of Esteneng is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls with a fair hand, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.021 billion Estenengians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divergaudiburg. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estenengian economy, worth 994 trillion Triks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,175 Triks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, Divergaudiburg moves with the times, and the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Estenengians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteneng's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Esteneng is ranked 5,191^st in the world and 231^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 45.52 average smiles per day.