The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 25.92 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth an astonishing 10,654 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 411,039 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Chilokver's radio stations, it turns out that trees grow on Dollarydoos, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and foreign nationals who stumble near New Chilokver are harbingers of war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 515^th in the world and 41^st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 112.32 average smiles per day.