The United Empire of Foudina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by James Wilbur with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.747 billion Foudians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losdonia City. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Foudian economy, worth 514 trillion Foudian Euros a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,373 Foudian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Losdonia City for fear of causing a fuss, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, and Foudians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foudina's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Foudina is ranked 275,735^th in the world and 1,265^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,617.16 Standard Monetary Units.