The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 19.643 billion Druznians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,052 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,323 new rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

King Vasily II can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, builders across Druznia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, rural children are told reading's important (for other people), and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 1,285^th in the world and 24^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.28 law-abiding acts per hour.