The Constitutional Monarchy of Someseni is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Daniel I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.652 billion Somesenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somesenian economy, worth 824 trillion Somas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,860 Somas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, fish with fish chips have become the new Somesenian food staple, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime is totally unknown. Someseni's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Someseni is ranked 36,332^nd in the world and 358^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,559.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.