The Constitutional Monarchy of Someseni is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Daniel I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.606 billion Somesenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somesenian economy, worth 954 trillion Somas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,502 Somas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Somesenians believe manners maketh the leader, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime is totally unknown. Someseni's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Someseni is ranked 146,539^th in the world and 860^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,007.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.