The Constitutional Monarchy of Someseni is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Daniel I with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.758 billion Somesenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluj-Napoca. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somesenian economy, worth 249 trillion Somas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,074 Somas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, going on a diet invalidates your passport, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime is totally unknown. Someseni's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Someseni is ranked 15,389^th in the world and 400^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.