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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,639thSafest: 3,351st
The Calamaripublic of
New York Times Democracy
Wake me up when I care
Squidward Tentacles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.172 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderSquidward Tentacles


The Calamaripublic of Dunsteen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Squidward Tentacles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.172 billion Dunstenes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dunsteenian economy, worth 308 trillion clarinets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,134 clarinets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dunsteen's national animal is the squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Squidism.

Dunsteen is ranked 6,674th in the world and 126th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.19 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,639thTop
Safest: 3,351stMost Pacifist: 4,419thMost Influential: 4,924thHealthiest Citizens: 4,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,160thLowest Crime Rates: 6,147thMost Efficient Economies: 6,674thMost Inclusive: 6,754thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,628thHighest Food Quality: 7,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,323rdNicest Citizens: 8,756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,761stBest Weather: 8,825thLargest Governments: 8,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,900thMost Developed: 8,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,131stMost Cultured: 12,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,000thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,736thHighest Average Incomes: 17,391stMost Secular: 17,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,975thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,617th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionTop
Safest: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the region

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