by Max Barry

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Most Cultured: 1,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,657th
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Population6.98 billion


The Empire of Psikuta is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.98 billion Psikutans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Psikutan economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion Kellers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,489 Kellers, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", if you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psikuta's national animal is the Pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psikuta is ranked 225,840th in the world and 5,271st in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.42 Flags saluted per person per day.

Most Cultured: 1,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,657thLargest Retail Industry: 1,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,187thTop
Most Influential: 2,284thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,399thMost Devout: 2,470thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,837thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,720thRudest Citizens: 4,286thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,880thBest Weather: 5,045thHighest Food Quality: 5,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,511thHighest Average Incomes: 5,924thLargest Black Market: 6,058thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,297thSmartest Citizens: 7,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 8,246thMost Efficient Economies: 9,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,649thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,344thMost Armed: 13,099thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,623rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,956thHighest Drug Use: 14,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,793rdMost Developed: 16,542ndMost Stationary: 17,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,700thLargest Governments: 17,810thHighest Crime Rates: 17,890th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 128th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionMost Armed: 177th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 200th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 268th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 320th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rd in the regionLargest Governments: 344th in the regionMost Developed: 346th in the regionLargest Populations: 352nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 477th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 530th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Psikuta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, if you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill.
  • : Psikuta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Psikuta, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Psikuta endorsed The Kingdom of Namiona.
  • : Psikuta endorsed The Holy Red Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Liberillia, Fallgriffin, Shaktirajya, Mathematania, Tropical Isles, Ferroia, Wickedly evil people, DiscGolfLand, Twisted Duality, Acropylae, Kittenlicious, Condonohia, Archonina, Mirchusko, Greg Tucker, Majuria, Nevafornia, New Belia, Oronia, Triestine, Gryphonian Alliance, Kisovec, Robbinston, Glorious Existence, Fujai, Ellcrys, The Undivided, Lynier, Westwind, Crazy Waters, Sensorland, Orcatortugs, Greynne, Great Sheriffdom, Atheist States of Philippines, Wyndward, Pandaland II, Dilber, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Akshireuya, Constantinopolisia, Ceden, Marina Nova, Avonna, Albyion Kingdom, Squornshelan Remnant States, Libterraria, Holmani, Ingentis Novus, and 70 others.Redenya, Vlobbania, The Technocratic Ideas, Athrid HullHund, Thessalian, Xupqeu, Ubiquistania, Kiensu, Bodusse, The North American Assembly, Sindria, Vasilism, Moriari, BoxcarJim, Leukogeras, Fumafuma, The divisive isolationists, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, New Cerveza, Kalla, San Mazer, Einherfell, IndyCar Racing, Arvladma, Q The Almighty, Antahbrantahstan, Mediobogdum, Nas Crustium, Anuubis, Zoran, Inner Paniumati, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, Willow Gate, Irador, Grand Republic of the Sun, Professor thomas, Giovanniland, Hamburg Neo, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Orson Welles, BIteland, Aldesport, Yaspica, Valocke, Xicqy, Podium, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, Ostrogothaland, Mackieron, Lodiberdade, Eastern Bahia, Wellington Bingbong, Paschalia, Plarland Amex, Weratt, Meone, The Anti-Social Socialists, Lothundy, Av Libertas Vindex, Keggland, Omskin, Pi Island, Free Radio States, Santos-Dominius, Muad-Dib, Namiona, and Acerola Orion.

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