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Most Influential: 29th Largest Publishing Industry: 448th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 494th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.938 billion Nuwelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The very strong Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,290 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 165,427 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Nuwelanders won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 2,825th in the world and 25th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,092.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 29thLargest Publishing Industry: 448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 494thMost Stationary: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 776thSafest: 942ndSmartest Citizens: 961stMost Pacifist: 1,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,127thHighest Economic Output: 1,361stTop
Largest Populations: 1,718thFattest Citizens: 2,160thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,168thNicest Citizens: 2,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,949thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,525thLargest Mining Sector: 5,534thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,726thLargest Governments: 8,731stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,142nd
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the region

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