The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.655 billion Nuwelanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,686 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,952 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orange trees find it's not easy being green, local government operates tolls on every village road, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 26,351^st in the world and 336^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.52 Bank.