by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 24thLargest Publishing Industry: 212thMost Stationary: 369th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
New York Times Democracy
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population34.655 billion

LeaderIgnacio Quaresma
FaithLutheran Christianity

Animalring-tailed lemur

The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.655 billion Nuwelanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,686 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,952 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orange trees find it's not easy being green, local government operates tolls on every village road, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 26,351st in the world and 336th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.52 Bank.

Most Influential: 24thLargest Publishing Industry: 212thMost Stationary: 369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 406thMost Advanced Public Education: 468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 574thSafest: 765thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 893rdMost Pacifist: 1,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,145thSmartest Citizens: 1,199thHighest Economic Output: 1,216thLargest Populations: 1,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,658thLowest Crime Rates: 1,879thTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,434thFattest Citizens: 3,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,567thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,512thLargest Governments: 5,591stMost Inclusive: 6,251stHighest Average Incomes: 7,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,741stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,686thTop
Most Cultured: 11,108thHighest Food Quality: 11,691stMost Developed: 13,049thLargest Mining Sector: 13,645thMost Secular: 15,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,455th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the region

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