by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 228thMost Stationary: 389th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population33.749 billion

LeaderIgnacio Quaresma
FaithLutheran Christianity

Animalring-tailed lemur

The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.749 billion Nuwelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,507 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,823 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Nuweland, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 25,712th in the world and 298th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.19 Bank.

Most Influential: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 228thMost Stationary: 389thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 410thMost Advanced Public Education: 491stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 710thSafest: 741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 820thMost Pacifist: 994thHighest Economic Output: 1,207thSmartest Citizens: 1,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402ndLargest Populations: 1,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,618thLowest Crime Rates: 1,807thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,575thNicest Citizens: 3,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,254thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,268thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,934thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,910thLargest Governments: 5,742ndMost Inclusive: 6,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,553rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,581stMost Cultured: 13,066thMost Developed: 14,162ndMost Secular: 16,680thMost Efficient Economies: 18,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,148th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 103rd in the region

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