The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.418 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,206 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 197,873 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million euros of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 'Christianity' à la neulandienne.

Nuweland is ranked 233,239^th in the world and 1,042^nd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.5 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.