The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.749 billion Nuwelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,507 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,823 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Nuweland, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 25,712^th in the world and 298^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.19 Bank.