Population | 40.432 billion |
Capital | Hammersdorf-Vilamartel |
Leader | Ignacio Quaresma |
Faith | 'Christianity' à la neulandienne |
Currency | euro |
Animal | ring-tailed lemur |
The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.432 billion Nuwelanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,291 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 205,063 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glamping Nuwelanders won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, people can get away with murder these days, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 'Christianity' à la neulandienne.
Nuweland is ranked 9,653rd in the world and 177th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nuweland was endorsed by The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Republic of servia.
- : Nuweland was endorsed by The Republic of Euzkadi.
- : Nuweland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Nuweland endorsed The Republic of Euzkadi.
- : Nuweland endorsed The Empire of Greater of Bavaria.
- : Nuweland endorsed The Commonwealth of Kaczorstan.
- : Nuweland endorsed The República of Vientina.
- : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 221 » Alsted, Dauershire, Lexembourg, An Clar, Wombelland, Imperium Anglorum, Northern German Federation, Falvaard, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Dark Matter, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Quentenia, Galway-Dublin, Super Happy Land, Yahlia, Feria-Alkaline, Chioganah, Sinclairtown, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, North of Americas, South St Maarten, Leszno, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Ostermarch, Jim the Baptist, Umeria, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Kardjali, Ausvelt, The Champions League, Chronus, Invernessia, Someseni, Nea Europa, Savinecross, Nieuw Gent, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, and 171 others.Lieges, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Estellan, New Eestiball, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, Estonesia, Robbonia, Gliesetonia, Bareu, Warzakie, Europe a Nation, Karnea, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Dipretorian, Aroale, Girvage, Ottterland, United Communes of Chile, Mombourg, Nova Prussia, Armbruster, Ansington, Maritzal, Leiningerland, Dunsteen, Salarnsia, Rary, Wiener-Neustadt, Gorzi, Arsenial, Agausia, Soveiniesberg, Zaznia, Balcem, Scutarie, Leranditale, Fenian Provinces, HELLLLL, Ostroban, Scytharum, Liberalialand, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Avalisk, Meropis, UGBK, Druznia, Slavatania, Suisserland, Coque Borie Lethawik, Northern Socialist States, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Greater Tiberia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Unidoria, Orsik, Beriwen, Kkorea, Maanenland, Great Clucky, Ferranghia, Franchya, Hugoland, Stumphosse Res, Delphia, New Vorarlberg, Slavonia and Srijem, Larefo, The Oriental Empire, Seristria, Golonov, Yourope, Lorissa, Iceagea, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Wyndland, Icoland, Gelsland, Novaspesia, Agatep, Neurks Boodal, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Ostveg, Saarenmaa, Roscrea, AnnaK, Skovestland, Makykay, Southern Whateverlandia, Soleilland, Granevia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Liberepublia, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Hankhank, Salwonia, Panorama Paradise, Spruce, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Drussia, Scivonia, Astaraion, Empire of Draconia, The AbelLandia, Argenmenia, The Iron Khagnate, Skalliad, The Deccan Federation, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Aresetia, Borstein, Istastioner, Katuris, Winterstein, Sovsastan, Saint Asperes, Kluz, Drembler, Puerto Thelosia, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, The offshore Aage Islands, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, EUA do Sul, Superior Saxonia, The Full Moon, Lumermeyr, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Kruaton, Brunolian, Lagene, Fliptastic, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Myanerus, Woodlands, Heritagela, Cambany, Mancidonia, Der Weimar Republik, Sudlando, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, The Franco-British Union, Pioneer Pool, The Greater Eastern Republic, Republic of servia, and Parharia.