The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.938 billion Nuwelanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The very strong Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,290 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 165,427 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Nuwelanders won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 2,825^th in the world and 25^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,092.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.