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Most Influential: 29th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 476th Most Stationary: 513th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.367 billion Nuwelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,703 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,988 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 157,189th in the world and 783rd in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 476thMost Stationary: 513thLargest Publishing Industry: 657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 739thSafest: 922ndSmartest Citizens: 927thMost Pacifist: 1,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,549thHighest Economic Output: 1,683rdLargest Populations: 1,740thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,024thNicest Citizens: 2,101stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,110thLowest Crime Rates: 2,285thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,808thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,124thLargest Mining Sector: 6,299thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,272ndLargest Governments: 9,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,269thHighest Average Incomes: 12,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,212th
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuweland was endorsed by The Republic of Comune di Milano.
  • : Nuweland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Nuweland endorsed The Grand Duchy of Surry.
  • : Nuweland was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Surry.
  • : Nuweland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsibility in Transferring Arms".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuweland, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.


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