by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 25thLargest Publishing Industry: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 349th
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population32.829 billion

LeaderIgnacio Quaresma
FaithLutheran Christianity

Animalring-tailed lemur

The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.829 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,249 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,376 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, cities are engulfed by smog, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 212,130th in the world and 1,060th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -199.11 on the Hayek Index.

Most Influential: 25thLargest Publishing Industry: 230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 349thMost Stationary: 388thMost Advanced Public Education: 531stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 681stSafest: 732ndMost Pacifist: 960thSmartest Citizens: 1,184thHighest Economic Output: 1,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,365thLargest Populations: 1,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,636thLowest Crime Rates: 1,914thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,038thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,089thFattest Citizens: 3,308thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,360thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,647thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,053rdLargest Governments: 6,129thMost Inclusive: 6,839thHighest Average Incomes: 7,209thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,893rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,281stMost Cultured: 13,647thMost Developed: 14,051stMost Secular: 14,684thLargest Mining Sector: 15,495thMost Efficient Economies: 18,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,460th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionNudest: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 156 » Alsted, Dauershire, Lexembourg, An Clar, Wombelland, Imperium Anglorum, Northern German Federation, Troltovia, Bohomo, Lovisa, Falvaard, Slavorussia, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Einswenn, Dark Matter, Evka, Popaholick, Ansington, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Quentenia, Galway-Dublin, Super Happy Land, Yahlia, Northeast Vatican, New Decius, Saint Domingo, Germany Third Reich, Feria-Alkaline, Slavonia and Srijem, Ahma, Chioganah, Sinclairtown, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Daneforth, Cre Alworkez, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, North of Americas, Rouvenor, South St Maarten, Alympian Kingdom, Pazano, The Mongol Plain, Wessex and Cornwall, Leszno, and 106 others.New Ylicia, Dorpz, Stukilo, Saiwania, Milfgaerd, Greate San Marino, Amicities, Miharr, Death Bat, GanymedEuropa, Thracia and Crimea, Cytadela, Nardin, Ostermarch, Jim the Baptist, Republic of Satherland, Leranditale, Beauprix, Parliamentary Laramidia, Soviet Taoistan, Kenmoria WA Mission, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Umeria, British Norklon, Supcotia, Laggos, Belgique et France, Viciebskaja, Lumitauka, Elisabethshagen, Permorania, Navence, Mallesia, Stromia, Eritei, Aslicuria, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Blechingia, Novo Portugal, Arorska, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Thils, The Wretched of this Earth, Eesenland, Neuchateau, Gultravia, Walfo, Nookville, Prussian-Union, Shagolaa, Lord Sapre, Rijland, The Fair Republic, Enway, Elitestland, Kanokla, Sienkahn, Socialist Balkans, Pontus and Trebizond, Legique, Kardjali, Solteur, Continental Social Democrats, Riverpost, Appathian, Alba-Nord, Toaddia, Jarmia, Kurman, Novolemania, Dalmannia, Carphelia, Drew Durrnil, Ausvelt, The Champions League, Chronus, Escavilla, Invernessia, Monte Naranja, Wunly Andencria, Heinsbergen, Someseni, Transmontagne, Nea Europa, Delphinia, ENOTRIA, Greater Belgium, Arsenial, Dogemark, Arabia Deserta, Destyntine, Jambon, Liberny, Savinecross, Sloburg, Iggly Iggle, Shaor, Greater Dragunovia, Trenaka, The New Greater Swissland, Northwest Isles, Grodisze, Greater Albaina, Nieuw Gent, The Seven Provinces, and Miechow 2.

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