The Kingdom of Apocalypse Borg is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by ♚ Lorik Sadiraj with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.431 billion Albanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taifa. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Aurons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,425 Aurons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Albanians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apocalypse Borg's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apocalypse Borg is ranked 86,125^th in the world and 271^st in Europe for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,265.7 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.