The Federal Republic of Yahlia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kjeila Pentrăscu with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.966 billion Yahlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yahlian economy, worth a remarkable 2,517 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 229,589 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Yahlia's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Yahlia is ranked 704^th in the world and 13^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,910.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.