The Kinda Dictatorial Republic of Francoguese is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Plumpus McRich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.864 billion francogueseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Francoguesean economy, worth 230 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,676 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Francoguese's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Francoguese is ranked 162,860^th in the world and 917^th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 51.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.