The Lana del Rey Coquette girlie of The Oriental Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Athanasia II Augustina with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.202 billion Orientălií are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Orientălií economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion Pax Romanas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,357 Pax Romanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, going on a diet invalidates your passport, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oriental Empire's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Oriental Empire is ranked 245,975^th in the world and 911^th in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.7 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.