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Most Devout: 3,429th Most Influential: 4,386th Highest Poor Incomes: 9,298th
The Hot'n'Bothered of
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Oriental Empire

Population1.449 billion

CapitalByzantion
LeaderAlessandro Palaiologos Azarian III
FaithAntiochian Orthodox

CurrencyHistamenon
Animalkri-kri

The Hot'n'Bothered of The Oriental Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alessandro Palaiologos Azarian III with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.449 billion Hellenics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzantion. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellenic economy, worth 214 trillion Histamenons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,319 Histamenons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oriental Empire's national animal is the kri-kri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiochian Orthodox.

The Oriental Empire is ranked 154,556th in the world and 859th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -20 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Devout: 3,429thMost Influential: 4,386thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,359thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,641stLowest Crime Rates: 9,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,336thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,351stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,645thMost Efficient Economies: 11,061stHighest Average Incomes: 12,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,103rdMost Developed: 14,551st
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Most Devout: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 87th in the region

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