by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 767th
The Zelenskyy Bro of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population4.994 billion

LeaderZelenskyy's Big Balls
FaithUniversal Secularism


The Zelenskyy Bro of Kanokla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zelenskyy's Big Balls with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.994 billion Kanoklies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanoklan economy, worth 831 trillion Ameris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,566 Ameris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kanokla, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime is totally unknown. Kanokla's national animal is the tumbleweed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Secularism.

Kanokla is ranked 247,129th in the world and 1,153rd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.32 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 930thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,412thNicest Citizens: 1,540thMost Inclusive: 1,622ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,446thSafest: 2,582ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,967thMost Developed: 3,029thMost Pacifist: 3,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,456thSmartest Citizens: 3,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,137thHealthiest Citizens: 5,324thMost Efficient Economies: 5,681stLargest Governments: 5,770thMost Secular: 6,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,264thRudest Citizens: 6,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,387thMost Cultured: 6,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,066thBest Weather: 7,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,865thHighest Average Incomes: 11,743rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 18,491stMost Income Equality: 23,617thHighest Drug Use: 23,647thHighest Economic Output: 26,522nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 49th in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionMost Secular: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Income Equality: 117th in the region

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