The Zelenskyy Bro of Kanokla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zelenskyy's Big Balls with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.994 billion Kanoklies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanoklan economy, worth 831 trillion Ameris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,566 Ameris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush, Max Barry is this year's Miss Kanokla, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime is totally unknown. Kanokla's national animal is the tumbleweed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Secularism.

Kanokla is ranked 247,129^th in the world and 1,153^rd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.32 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.