by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 800th
The Cyberocracy of
Left-wing Utopia
What we do now echoes in eternity.
Marcus Aurelius
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jahass

Population10.773 billion

CapitalSethanon
LeaderMarcus Aurelius
FaithAltruism

CurrencyDahma
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Cyberocracy of Jahass is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.773 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,364 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, it's illegal to blow things up, much of Jahass's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Altruism.

Jahass is ranked 9,825th in the world and 148th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.1 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 800thMost Secular: 1,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,472ndTop
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Best Weather: 3,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,138thMost Developed: 4,187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,460thSmartest Citizens: 4,644thHealthiest Citizens: 4,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,987thMost Efficient Economies: 5,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,347thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,766thMost Inclusive: 5,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,442ndLargest Governments: 6,457thHighest Food Quality: 6,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,714thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,385thNicest Citizens: 7,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,784thLowest Crime Rates: 9,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,349thMost Cultured: 13,599thHighest Economic Output: 13,851stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,747thSafest: 16,958thNudest: 18,513thMost Patriotic: 28,586thMost Income Equality: 29,392nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, much of Jahass's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Jahassian as 'your finger, you fool'.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 219 » Wombelland, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Maritzal, Umeria, Brakanistan, Wiener-Neustadt, Someseni, Chronus, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, Kardjali, Nardin, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Pilipinas and Malaya, Druznia, Weltbeherrschung, Puerto Thelosia, Thracia Republic, Leszno, Ostermarch, An Clar, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Falvaard, Durlia, Jim the Baptist, Bareu, Nea Europa, Walfo, Dauershire, Dark Matter, Quentenia, Belmoren, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Lieges, The-British-Isles, Chioganah, Carignanum, New Vorarlberg, and 169 others.South St Maarten, Rotenstein, Ivernia, Imperium Anglorum, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, Gliesetonia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Robbonia, Estonesia, New Eestiball, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Outer Sparta, Ottterland, Girvage, Alsted, Sicheslav, Rary, Gorzi, Konewa, Arsenial, Zaznia, Armbruster, Agausia, Scytharum, Dark Europa, Salarnsia, Bathera, Malchalar, Superior Saxonia, Scutarie, Ostroban, Balcem, Kebabian States, Shenny, Leiningerland, Slavonia and Srijem, Dunsteen, Newex Nov Can, Ansington, Aroale, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Ferranghia, Dipretorian, Nigeriao Kingdom, Younizia, Leranditale, Botizia, Ithania, Dalliser, Mojo republic, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Great Hanover, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Ombran, Maanenland, Alpine Lands, Fenian Provinces, Southern Whateverlandia, HELLLLL, Mombourg, Liberalialand, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Coque Borie Lethawik, UGBK, Meropis, Avalisk, Slavatania, Rome Ruzalls, Roscrea, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Slovanov, Toinetopia, Western Kriat, Bueroland, Ventelia, Askira, Revienessia, Dizgovzy, Kkorea, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Nova Prussia, Unidoria, Great Clucky, Iceagea, Prydzopolis, Stumphosse Res, Guahih, AnnaK, Seristria, Lorissa, Kazdestan, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Agatep, Icoland, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Ostveg, Skovestland, Granevia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Liberepublia, Elestansa, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Karnea, Makykay, Iquerian, Soleilland, Astaraion, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The Deccan Federation, Der Weimar Republik, Scivonia, Istastioner, Aresetia, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Sovsastan, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Hankhank, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, The Franco-British Union, Greater Bahland, Apocalypse Borg, The New Palaces, Franchya, Lagene, Soul Reapers, X Country, and The Full Moon.

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