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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,135thMost Influential: 1,583rdMost Secular: 2,466th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
The best revenge is not to be like your enemy.
Marcus Aurelius II
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jahass

Population2.748 billion

CapitalSethanon
LeaderMarcus Aurelius II

CurrencyDahma
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Commonwealth of Jahass is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius II with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.748 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth 307 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,755 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, a soldier's body is a temple, the nation leads Balder in per capita stalking, and a video of Marcus Aurelius II wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jahass is ranked 185,202nd in the world and 6,670th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 2,466thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,336thTop
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Best Weather: 10,794thMost Developed: 11,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,067thSmartest Citizens: 13,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,847thHealthiest Citizens: 14,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,038thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,415thMost Inclusive: 16,546thMost Efficient Economies: 16,608thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,045thHighest Drug Use: 18,384th
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 390th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 445th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 572nd in the regionBest Weather: 588th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 622nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jahass voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Jahass endorsed The Empire of Onder Kelkia.
  • : Jahass lodged a message on the Balder Regional Message Board.
  • : Jahass voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : Jahass voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, a video of Marcus Aurelius II wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, the nation leads Balder in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Jahass, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Gyrfalcondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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