Population | 10.773 billion |
Capital | Sethanon |
Leader | Marcus Aurelius |
Faith | Altruism |
Currency | Dahma |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Cyberocracy of Jahass is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.773 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,364 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, it's illegal to blow things up, much of Jahass's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Altruism.
Jahass is ranked 9,825th in the world and 148th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.1 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, much of Jahass's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, it's illegal to blow things up.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Jahassian as 'your finger, you fool'.
World Assembly
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