by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 891stMost Influential: 2,705th
The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of
Left-wing Utopia
Moo Brains Lucky
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population772 million

CapitalMurky Camp Harbour

Currencygold bar
AnimalRudolph bat

The Holy Lucky Pink Christmas of Woodlands is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 772 million Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murky Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 102 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,868 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and alien kidnappings of both cattle and humans are headline news on the most respected papers (Woodlands has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the Rudolph bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woodlands is ranked 9,303rd in the world and 166th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 422.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 891stMost Influential: 2,705thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,303rdMost Developed: 9,640thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,180thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,531stSmartest Citizens: 10,609thMost Inclusive: 10,823rdHighest Food Quality: 11,214thMost Cultured: 12,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,000thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,628thNicest Citizens: 13,735thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,608thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,575thMost Secular: 17,436thHealthiest Citizens: 18,655thLargest Retail Industry: 19,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,014thLargest Governments: 22,229thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,915thMost Efficient Economies: 25,243rdLowest Crime Rates: 27,201stSafest: 27,585th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 297 » Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, Agartia, Weltbeherrschung, Umeria, Kardjali, Armbruster, Regnum Italiae, Scutarie, Thracia Republic, Rary, Quentenia, Gorzi, The Oriental Empire, Slavonia and Srijem, Elisabethshagen, Icoland, The AbelLandia, Dauershire, Bastile, Raghallaigh, Maritzal, Thracia and Crimea, Bareu, Northern German Federation, Istastioner, Karnea, Invernessia, UGBK, Sicheslav, St Scarlett, Meropis, Imperium Anglorum, Kkorea, Ortigia, The Huge Golden Empire, Jahass, Ostermarch, Basque Dominion, Slavatania, Chronus, Etnon, Ombran, Agausia, Dunsteen, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Zaznia, Elestansa, Druznia, and 247 others.Nardin, New Eestiball, Avalisk, Mynox, Wombelland, Wiener-Neustadt, Yahlia, Foudina, Franchya, Wyndland, Leistrona, Nea Europa, Delphia, Northern Socialist States, Aroale, Slovanov, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Red Bull Ring, Konewa, Sax, Leranditale, Yourope, Alsted, Iceagea, The Champions League, Balcem, Entians, Falvaard, Orsik, Skalliad, Puerto Thelosia, Cot Deviet, Scytharum, Lieges, Rome Ruzalls, The Templar Papal New State, The New Dawn Imperium, Salarnsia, Ventelia, Younizia, Cambany, Saarenmaa, Brakanistan, Superior Saxonia, Someseni, Ost-Scandinavia, HELLLLL, Walfo, Great Hanover, Ikarus, Greater Bahland, Ansington, The Asten Islands, Gliesetonia, Toinetopia, Reiserland, Flaminia, Kazachman, Slate adieu, Kallvetzia, Pinenses, Neurks Boodal, Galychia, Agatep, Leiningerland, Ottterland, Katuris, Nuweland, Greater Tiberia, Kronverg, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Iquerian, Cavonia, The United Lowerlands, Cheesystan, Union of the Golden Horde, EUA do Sul, Calicov, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Adharcaili, The Egeland, Drembler, Socialist Swanage, Orctavia, Norfland, Shatvily, Konzhov, Arsenial, The Full Moon, Brujstan, Greater Switzstria, LeikANsTo, New Genovia, Scivonia, Saint Asperes, Namsan, Leszno, Berlin and Hanover, Kluz, Fictiobourg, Artlantic Islands, Quincy, Santa Evita, Ultaverstin, Niemence, Society of Russian Freedom, Troyes islands, MagyaRomania, Soclania, DeNorSweLand, Gor Kebab, Ang Worspar, Spruce, Turkenia, Goudystan, Leblancroux, Apocalypse Borg, German Tyrane, Dipretorian, Southern Whateverlandia, Macedonian Yugoslavia, United Communes of Chile, Florand, Nikolenya, Great Clucky, Njordsund, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Spami, Super Happy Land, The OG Your Moms Mom, Heritagela, Der Weimar Republik, The New Palaces, The Atlantian Republic, Alpine Lands, Southern Inter-pret, The-British-Isles, Drussia, Kishniev, Josepania, Brunolian, New Vorarlberg, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Vientina, Narmocrana, Libertia0, Karelias, Carignanum, Sudlando, Germaniej, Lumiarae, East Ase Palmars, Iaepatius, Psikuta, Argenmenia, Lunder, Guahih, The Iron Khagnate, Liberalialand, Detek Lunesta Qok, Winterstein, An Clar, Gallifraey, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Amicities, Krinenia, Slavinorika, Nova Prussia, Astaraion, Noristoniaka, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Potatopelago, Selvanika, Land of Bobtopia, Novaspesia, Holy Europe Empire, Vurk, Convilla, Westkapelle, Schiaparelli, Zulrich, Coredona, Maubo, Westport and Holland, Adhria, Myanerus, Glael Clington, Zanthamun, Nova Espana, Libertian Communes, Kebabian States, Pioneer Pool, Leviggo, New Vardarland, Canovium, Flejan, Great Schwanien, Fliptastic, Zhotania, X Country, Yuriru, Villaggio della Foglia, Al-Habash Islamiyah, Cagadia, North of Americas, Valska, Osterreich-Deutschland, Delubia, Parsininsa, Robbonia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Undead Malavuk, Bananani, Gonadez, Caliarizomex, The Reformed Dutch State, Paldea, Communist-Denmark, Kalebo, Malyr and Haligovnia, Syringa, Viscland, Germannyyy, Western Balkania, Durlia, Smultronstalle, Reform City, Danthia, The Union of the German State, Bialopolska, Australian Luxembourg, Sunny Europe, Crucia, Costa Primera, Waffland, Saloncia, Sirius 2b, Saint Neots, Alboran, Foredeland, Weener, Achanisia, Charlesdale, Sardinia-Sicily, and New Frangland.