The Bosky Highland Kingdom of Woodlands is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.649 billion Cyrinics are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maplewood Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth 225 trillion sylvan crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,936 sylvan crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Woodlands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the muskrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woodlands is ranked 255,039^th in the world and 1,049^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.