The United States of North of Americas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Yang with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.715 billion Swifties are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swiftie economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion North American Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,740 North American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the New York City Natural History Museum, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown. North of Americas's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North of Americas is ranked 4,821^st in the world and 83^rd in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 220,740.81 Standard Monetary Units.