The Ukraine Supporter of North of Americas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kwami Simmons with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.756 billion North Americans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carib-Mericans economy, worth a remarkable 3,587 trillion Cauna Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,818 Cauna Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North of Americas's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

North of Americas is ranked 251,161^st in the world and 1,182^nd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.26 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.