by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 251stMost Valuable International Artwork: 703rdSafest: 3,127th
The Pink Holy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Moon, Friendship, NationStates, Brains
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.92 billion

LeaderSanta Claus


The Pink Holy of Kalebo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.92 billion Kaleboans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaleboan economy, worth 546 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,990 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalebo's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kalebo is ranked 10,477th in the world and 216th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 90.47 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 251stMost Valuable International Artwork: 703rdTop
Safest: 3,127thMost Pacifist: 3,371stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,406thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,688thMost Influential: 4,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,713thNicest Citizens: 5,451stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,825thBest Weather: 6,527thMost Inclusive: 7,228thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,155thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,147thMost Secular: 9,446thMost Developed: 10,477thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,956thHighest Food Quality: 11,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,771stHealthiest Citizens: 12,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,967thSmartest Citizens: 14,212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,401stTop
Most Income Equality: 15,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,499thMost Cultured: 17,167thLargest Governments: 19,074thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,913thMost Efficient Economies: 23,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,203rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionMost Income Equality: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Secular: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the region

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